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Portugal

pôr-chə-gəlN. anchors, coast resets, and long walks that earn dinner.

The Land of Discoveries

first. everything else negotiable.

Lisbon loop, one day trip, one food anchor.

  • Alfama wander plus viewpoints
  • Castelo de Sao Jorge Tuk Tuk up, walk down
  • Jerónimos Monastery in Belém
  • Belém Tower Tagus river sentinel
  • Pasteis de Belém the original Portuguese custard tarts
  • Frangasqueira Nacional piri piri chicken counter
  • Cascais beach town day trip

House rules

  • The couvert is not free bread, olives, cheese on the table cost money. wave it off if you don't want it. saying nothing means yes
  • Tipping is 5 to 10 percent not 20. round up at a tasca, leave 10 percent for a real dinner. cards rarely have a tip field, leave cash
  • Lunch is 12 to 15, dinner from 19:30 kitchens close between. show up at 18:00 and you eat nothing or tourist food
  • Cash for tascas and pastel counters Manteigaria, Pasteis de Belém, lolo-style spots. cards work in real restaurants and supermarkets
  • Tram 28 is a pickpocket bus not a sightseeing line. ride it for the route, hold your phone, do not photograph from the window
  • Lisbon's hills are real the funicular and the Santa Justa elevator are not jokes. wear actual shoes, not espadrilles
  • Drug offers on Cais do Sodré and Rossio are not police entrapment, but the substance is fake. ignore and walk
  • Sintra is not a half day the train is slow, the buses queue, the palaces require timed tickets. give it a full day or do not go
  • São Jorge needs a timed ticket book online the day before. the queue at the gate can be two hours in summer
  • Speak the words obrigado if you are male, obrigada if you are female. bom dia before noon, boa tarde after. small effort, large return
  • Sunday is closed many tascas, the small museums, the neighbourhood markets. plan the big-name visits for Sunday, save the kitchens for Monday
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